Holly James Salon and Spa, Kirkland

When I was in junior high I hired a beautician to apply my makeup for my school's famous ninth grade spring dance. The beautician had recently moved to Seattle from Dallas and declared it her mission to beautify the women of the entire Pacific Northwest, one sweep of her mascara wand at a time. "Y'all are so grungy here," she announced while applying foundation to my cheeks. "Before I moved here I never even heard...